Monday, January 19, 2009

Sosa The Casanova's Final Advice...

and Dont We All lol

that concludes Sosa the Casanova's Trilogy of Advice


Thursday, January 15, 2009

Sosa The Casanova Advice #2: Being "Friendzoned"

1. you're "dating", and she makes any reference whatsoever to anybody else she might be seeing.
even if it's "unintentional" (which it never is), most chicks aren't going to let a dude she's interested in know that she's seeing other people, for fear that it might scare him away. she might imply that she's "busy", but if she's into a cat, it stays the ambiguous "busy" instead of the ball-shrinkingly unambiguous "damn…do you realize this is my second date this week?? you're lucky you caught me".
2. You all haven't been physical before, but she makes any reference whatsoever to sex she's had before:
basically, if you're sitting around shooting the $%*+ and she's telling you about "that time a couple years ago in the movie theater, with the bus driver, the basketball trophy, and the stopwatch", consider yourself neutered. her "freeness" of the tongue if proof that she now officially looks at you as a "friend", not a "potential sex partner". the next time you see her, you might as well just know nothings going down.
3. you go over her crib to "chill" or watch a flick, and she looks as if she just completed a decathlon.
***if she greets you at her door looking HORRIBLE,Chalk Up The L for the night***
-if you haven't slept with a woman yet, and she allows you to see her at her hair-curlered, scuffed timberlands, dirty-t-shirt, the chances of her ever seeing you in a sexual manner is never happening.
as neurotic about their appearance as most women are, (unless she's still in college) there's no way in hell she's gonna allow a dude she's actually interested to see her at her "worst" before they actually sleep together.
4. any compliment about her looks or her potential as a mate is responded to with the same lazy "thanks" you'd get after loaning a co-worker a broken pencil
guy complimenting "interested" woman: "you're killing that dress tonight"
interested reply, accompanied with eye contact, a smile, a slight blush, and a undetectable tingle of the vagina: "thanks"
guy complimenting "uninterested" woman: "you're killing that dress tonight"
uninterested reply, accompanied with a forced and somewhat condescending return compliment, to ease the awkwardness she's feeling: "awwww, thanks hun. your socks are really nice too. they really compliment your knuckles"
5. she either refers to you by one of the killer b's ("buddy" or "brother") or uses this phrase ("he's like a **fill in the blank** to me") at any time when describing you.
just the thought of hearing this from a woman i'm interested in gives me cold sweats and hot flashes. i think i'm just gonna move on
6. she tells you she's not interested in or ready to be in a relationship…
which is her polite way of saying she's not interested in or ready to be in a relationship, with YOU...and she probably never will be. if a woman actually says these words to you, believe her. its the realest thing she'll ever say

and NO Sos' hasnt been friendzoned recently lol.

Monday, January 12, 2009

Sosa The Casanova Advice #1: Fraudulent Broads

Dee & Especially me have a 3 strike rule for the Lovely Ladies.Im Sure this applies to YM & Coop Also...

If I text you and I receive a one word answer? STRIKE ONE!

No response at all? STRIKE TWO!

Not answering/Returning a Call or ANY other Funny Business YOU'RE OUT!

Once they don't hear from you or see that they arent the only one your trying to get at, theyll problably end up calling/texting you (unless she doesnt and really is not interested or got her own main squeeze OR shes just a lame)

If she calls, then you hit them with "who is this" when they ask,hit them with the "I got a new phone, but whats good" and all of a sudden that chick is back in the rotation.

Words of Advice:

If she is wack and got no potential. She's not even worth the "who is this". Simply hang up the phone and move along lol. Theres too many girls out here to be wasting time that strike out rule applies to the chicks who got potential. If shes just wack from the start then dead that immediately if she starts acting up.

-Sosa The Casanova

Thursday, January 8, 2009

Meeting up at Atlantic Records = Heads Boppin'

So we had a lil meeting up at Atlantic Last Night. Its too much to type of what went down,who I saw,met and what tracks were played.

To Summarize the shit, The Baron Boys had the folks up @ Atlantic heads bopppin' heavy and its only the start. Please keep looking out!

(YM and COOP you niggas are BEAST for the 50,000th+ Time)