Monday, March 16, 2009

99 Problems

Man, YM swears I stay with girl problems. I be in denial, but after a chain of recent incidents concerning females in my life, I'm starting to reconsider my truth lol. Damn. I respect women. I love women. But some of y'all are dumb....as....fuck, as Naive as they come, and again, dumb....as....fuck.

Just about all of my situations deal with a female who get's caught up in "love" or false hopes for finding it...with me. I can't even lie; It's not always entirely their fault, BUT it's mostly their fault for being so fucking dumb. But still, I may find myself saying things and doing things that I really shouldn't to avoid her from developing feelings that are too deep. But on the other hand, chicks do that in EVERY situation they get in. But really, is it my fault that you want to talk MAD freaky, saying you will do this, that and everything for and TO me...so much to the point that it lures me in to wanting to apprehend everything you offer? Fuck no it aint my fault, you damn freak. But I have no excuse; I WOULD say that NO NIGGA can turn that kind of shit down...but as a Distinguished Gentleman, I should've seen through it and turned it down. Especially since it was just bait (good bait though, can't lie...u got me lol).

Some girls want everything you just DON'T want, but say things that she KNOWS you can't resist. Dirty. FILTHY. It's a trap my nigga, RUN! I'ts straight though cause I can sacrifice all that shit to remain a free man! lol (ps: You were strictly a 7...and a 7.6 on your BEST day. I can't wife that) You hurt yourself in the end. I just wanted the ass (as i THOUGHT u just wanted some cut) but you wanted to get wifed up and wanted me to be a part of the family. Dumb that shit down, lil freak. The only thing I have to say to your mom is "Hey, your daughters a freak ,and I'm all up in that."

11 comments:

Bebe said...

Lol what..well I guess you're telling the truth..

Sosa the Casanova said...

"Distinguished Gentleman".I like that right there...

It's a trap my nigga, RUN!---> AHHAAHAHAHHAH!!!

Nah but on the real this shit is true.everything stated in this was true.

E-freakin-J said...

lol damn Coop is on top of it!!

tricks are for kids, they need to be real and quit with the traps...

COOP of Baron Boys said...

And there was more to be said. I just thought the post was getting too long, so i stopped there lol

Vintage T said...

lmao yo! you and sos be getting at chicks HARD! but i must agree (unfortunately) this is some hilarious shit, (not the situation) just the words you used. lmao

wait im sorry this situation is pretty hilarious, your fault with fuckin with them freak as broads. REAL ladies hide their freak shit..they dont give it all in one conversation. smh coop i need to school you lol lol

COOP of Baron Boys said...

LOL..wowowow school me lol
It's not like i was trying to wife that chick. The problem was a failure to communicate...accordingly and appropriately...on her part of course. :)

jordie said...

lmao . wow coop .
you surprise me once again .

this is hella funny though .
messin with these girls heads .


( complicated , lol )

COOP of Baron Boys said...

lol IM NOT COMPLICATED! grrr

Vintage T said...

Lmao coop I got you! Trust me. Ask sosa I'm the expert on these things. Especially girls who can't communicate and...you know...just dumb...as fuck lmao

bkillamoore20 said...

FUNNY SHYT I KNW WHO YOU TALKIN BOUT and I ran like rodney king should have when they whooped his ass on tape for the whole world to see. Son I commend you for everything you have stated and said in this herrre note. THRUTH! I gots mad love for you no homo. LMAO

DivineIntervention said...

LMFAO!!!!!

Flirtatious Productions my nigga...HAHAHAHAHAHA