Wednesday, July 7, 2010

Sosa The Casanova Advice: Girl Coming Over


This is a blogpost for yall dudes who wonder why shortie might of not smashed for the night or wanted to stay over at all. That dirty ass bathroom of yours. After living on my own for about 4 to 5 years its really only right to clean up your crib. I plan to move in with a girl this time next year (that's another story) so im glad i picked all this shit up now. It reflects you as a person and i dont care how lazy you are. Me and my mans take care of our bathroom like clockwork.

As far as females? Dudes really think the girl is taking long because she took a number 2 as SOON as she came over to visit LOL. You idiot she asked to use your bathroom right away to:

a.) check herself to make sure she looks on point for you (ie. makeup etc)
b.) check to see if you take care and clean yourself
c.) check your shower and make sure its no rings of saturn around that bitch.
d.) wipe yourself and have bathroom tissues stocked.
e.) pick her nose and wash her hands & ultimately take a piss (which i doubt)

I dont care if you wash with sanitizer and the finest of Italian Soaps. If your area is dirty that means you are. That's like eating a gourmet meal where there is shit all over the place.


-Pay Attention-

2 comments:

COOP of Baron Boys said...

hahaahaha. You said some real shit in here, of course. I picked up on this cleaning tip forever ago, cuz I grew up in a predominately female family, so it's ALWAYS about cleaning. The female eye spots shit you would never notice. This post is real nigga shit though.

lmao -> "I dont care if you wash with sanitizer and the finest of Italian Soaps. If your area is dirty that means you are."

Vintage T said...

also fucking dirty dishes in the sink, that shit is a turn OFF!!